Overheard in the Cave...

...otherwise known as the black hole of intelligence.

Girl #1: "ooh... I'll get a caramel coffee."
Girl #2: "Since when does the vending machine have caramel coffee?"
Girl #1: "See? It says Macchiato and that means caramel. I know cause it's my favorite drink at Starbucks."

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Girl #1: "No, he thinks it's for extenuating circumstances."
Girl #3: "What does extenuating mean?"
Girl #1: "You know, I don't know now that you ask me."
Girl #4: "It means things that are kind of weird, or out there."

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Girl #5: oh my god, you missed such a good time last night, it was so funny.
Girl #6: oh yeah? what happened?
Girl #5: well, I don't remember most of it... but everybody was dancing with that guy, and there were other people who were, like, drinking and dancing...*laughing* you really should've been there.

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Girl #1: "Do they make laptops with printers attached?"