Daily Funnies...

French Fries = les frites (fries)
French Toast = le pain perdu (lost bread)
French Manicure = French Manicure (french manicure)

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Erin was buying her plane ticket home online through a French travel agency. When it came time to decide how she wanted it delivered, the first (and the only free) option was Websomethingorother which she assumed meant online so she selected it. The confirmation e-mail came five minutes later telling her she could pick up her tickets at the agency in the tiny French town of Websomethingorother (six hours away) the next day.

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One of the students here who doesn't speak French was at the bar the other night when she found out that she's been pronouncing 'beaucoup' incorrectly. Everytime she thought she was saying, "Thanks a lot" she was really saying, "Thanks. Nice Ass."